Hello.
Meet Melissa.

just a collection of harry’s random / weird / funny / confusing / fucked up / completely irrelevant tweets

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okay so wee all know harry tweets some weird shit…

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wow harry… i really needed to know how niall pee’s thanks

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thats really something

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hmm, fancy driving past harry just casually peeing on the side of the road

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ok

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what exactly do you mean haz?

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interesting

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really? care to enlighten us?

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ok harry, ok

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ahh good ol’ susan boyle

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tsk tsk styles

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and you cant move because of this ‘string?’ aw haz

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@louis_tomlinson: @Harry_Styles weird! me neither…

ahahahahahahahahha trust.

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you quotin mean gurls bro?

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i really miss jelly too…

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that is nice to know, comes in real handy in life.

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imagesrsly haz? rly, are u rly tweetin dat? …………….trust

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i dont know, why do you see ppl urinating n public?

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are you kidding me? who actually likes gherkins?!

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it rly is

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okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy

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care to explain?

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SHELL! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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i feel u haz, i rly do

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dats cool

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only harry,..

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omfg guys remember this?!

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one of the hardest things in life, i find…

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bad liam

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omg liam wot is goin on bro?!

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ok.

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*no comment*

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wow, that was rly nice of him

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okay, this is one of the weirdest of them all! what is your obsession with carbonated drinks and why do you want to be one?!!!111!!

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you accepted this random guys shoes wot

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omg wot am i goin 2 do now

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ha ahahahahAHAHAahaHahahahah hahaha HAHAAHhaahahHAhahH hahJJAHHAJ

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u rly need 2 stop feedin ur phone food

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omg

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ok then

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this is just typical harry omfg.

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……………

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i dont know haz, why is the cushion on the floor? hmmm?

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conclusion: harry styles frequently drops his $2791927 sunglasses in the toilet

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thanks babe, that cheered me up, knowing you’re peeing right now

fan: omfg omfg

friend: calm your tits…

fan: ahhhh i’m peeing at the same time as harry styles

yeah ok then

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"HARRY STYLES: DEATH BY BLUEBERRY"

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how many dating shows does harry watch omg

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that is so typical of harry………….. I CAN SEE THE REFLECTION OF YOUR HAIR

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Just saw Harry Styles tweet about a 60yr old lady wearing a ‘snapback’. Yes.

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Just saw Harry Styles tweet about a man eating tin cat food outside his car.

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what exactly is the point of telling the world this?

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#firstworldproblems

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wait… what

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breaking news: harry styles gets turned on by saxophone solo’s

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you just killed the majority of girls in the world, by saying free and breezy did you know that?

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uh-huh

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omfg ahkjaslkdaldkkjfkajhsjkasjkdjasxkjlkAKJ AHAHAHAHAH

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just casually, ya know

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wtf if in doubt of what? farting or something? what you think you’re gonna fart so you spread out…… what even

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ok harry ok

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yep

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i like dave too.

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um what even

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OMFG HAHA THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE GOLD

conclusion: harry is a little messed up fucka which is why i love him so much. then end.

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