just a collection of harry’s random / weird / funny / confusing / fucked up / completely irrelevant tweets
okay so wee all know harry tweets some weird shit…
wow harry… i really needed to know how niall pee’s thanks
thats really something
hmm, fancy driving past harry just casually peeing on the side of the road
what exactly do you mean haz?
really? care to enlighten us?
ok harry, ok
ahh good ol’ susan boyle
tsk tsk styles
and you cant move because of this ‘string?’ aw haz
@louis_tomlinson: @Harry_Styles weird! me neither…
you quotin mean gurls bro?
i really miss jelly too…
that is nice to know, comes in real handy in life.
srsly haz? rly, are u rly tweetin dat? …………….trust
i dont know, why do you see ppl urinating n public?
are you kidding me? who actually likes gherkins?!
it rly is
care to explain?
i feel u haz, i rly do
omfg guys remember this?!
one of the hardest things in life, i find…
omg liam wot is goin on bro?!
wow, that was rly nice of him
okay, this is one of the weirdest of them all! what is your obsession with carbonated drinks and why do you want to be one?!!!111!!
you accepted this random guys shoes wot
omg wot am i goin 2 do now
ha ahahahahAHAHAahaHahahahah hahaha HAHAAHhaahahHAhahH hahJJAHHAJ
u rly need 2 stop feedin ur phone food
this is just typical harry omfg.
i dont know haz, why is the cushion on the floor? hmmm?
conclusion: harry styles frequently drops his $2791927 sunglasses in the toilet
thanks babe, that cheered me up, knowing you’re peeing right now
fan: omfg omfg
friend: calm your tits…
fan: ahhhh i’m peeing at the same time as harry styles
yeah ok then
"HARRY STYLES: DEATH BY BLUEBERRY"
how many dating shows does harry watch omg
that is so typical of harry………….. I CAN SEE THE REFLECTION OF YOUR HAIR
Just saw Harry Styles tweet about a 60yr old lady wearing a ‘snapback’. Yes.
Just saw Harry Styles tweet about a man eating tin cat food outside his car.
what exactly is the point of telling the world this?
breaking news: harry styles gets turned on by saxophone solo’s
you just killed the majority of girls in the world, by saying free and breezy did you know that?
omfg ahkjaslkdaldkkjfkajhsjkasjkdjasxkjlkAKJ AHAHAHAHAH
just casually, ya know
wtf if in doubt of what? farting or something? what you think you’re gonna fart so you spread out…… what even
ok harry ok
i like dave too.
um what even
OMFG HAHA THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE GOLD
conclusion: harry is a little messed up fucka which is why i love him so much. then end.