just a collection of harry’s random / weird / funny / confusing / fucked up / completely irrelevant tweets

okay so wee all know harry tweets some weird shit…

wow harry… i really needed to know how niall pee’s thanks

thats really something

hmm, fancy driving past harry just casually peeing on the side of the road

ok

what exactly do you mean haz?

interesting

really? care to enlighten us?

ok harry, ok

ahh good ol’ susan boyle

tsk tsk styles

and you cant move because of this ‘string?’ aw haz

@louis_tomlinson: @Harry_Styles weird! me neither…

ahahahahahahahahha trust.

you quotin mean gurls bro?

i really miss jelly too…

that is nice to know, comes in real handy in life.

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srsly haz? rly, are u rly tweetin dat? …………….trust

i dont know, why do you see ppl urinating n public?

are you kidding me? who actually likes gherkins?!

it rly is

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy

…

care to explain?

SHELL! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i feel u haz, i rly do

dats cool

only harry,..

omfg guys remember this?!

one of the hardest things in life, i find…

bad liam

omg liam wot is goin on bro?!

ok.

*no comment*

wow, that was rly nice of him

okay, this is one of the weirdest of them all! what is your obsession with carbonated drinks and why do you want to be one?!!!111!!

you accepted this random guys shoes wot

omg wot am i goin 2 do now

ha ahahahahAHAHAahaHahahahah hahaha HAHAAHhaahahHAhahH hahJJAHHAJ

u rly need 2 stop feedin ur phone food

omg

ok then

this is just typical harry omfg.

……………

i dont know haz, why is the cushion on the floor? hmmm?

conclusion: harry styles frequently drops his $2791927 sunglasses in the toilet

thanks babe, that cheered me up, knowing you’re peeing right now

fan: omfg omfg

friend: calm your tits…

fan: ahhhh i’m peeing at the same time as harry styles

yeah ok then

“HARRY STYLES: DEATH BY BLUEBERRY”

how many dating shows does harry watch omg

that is so typical of harry………….. I CAN SEE THE REFLECTION OF YOUR HAIR

Just saw Harry Styles tweet about a 60yr old lady wearing a ‘snapback’. Yes.

Just saw Harry Styles tweet about a man eating tin cat food outside his car.

what exactly is the point of telling the world this?

#firstworldproblems

wait… what

breaking news: harry styles gets turned on by saxophone solo’s

you just killed the majority of girls in the world, by saying free and breezy did you know that?

uh-huh

omfg ahkjaslkdaldkkjfkajhsjkasjkdjasxkjlkAKJ AHAHAHAHAH

just casually, ya know

wtf if in doubt of what? farting or something? what you think you’re gonna fart so you spread out…… what even

ok harry ok

yep

i like dave too.

um what even

OMFG HAHA THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE GOLD

conclusion: harry is a little messed up fucka which is why i love him so much. then end.